June 2009
1 post
Old People!
Yesterday, an older couple came into one of the stores I work in. The man, perhaps trying to impress his wife (or maybe girlfriend? do people date when they are like 100?) looks around, raises his eyebrows, and says, “See? Being in a store is way better then surfing on that intern web net of yours… I can smell stuff here.”
Huh.
May 2009
12 posts
Jamendo
Found a pretty decent free music streaming/downloading site.
http://www.jamendo.com/en/
Check it out and tell me what you think.
-The Good Doctor
WatchIts kind of a movie day…i mean, i have nothing else to do but write a paper so… yea.
This is from MTV’s The Human Giant…total insanity…
-Sir Brew-Ins
WatchMotherlover by Andy Samberg and Justin Timberlake
Happy Mothers Day Everyone!
-Sir Brew-Ins
Water, Water Everywhere...
All nighter? Check! Thunderstorm for hours? Check! Record rainfall? Check plus!
Sprinklers coming on anyway? Check!
Flood watch on the lawn… yeah. Probably a good move.
"Then came the 20th century. White people got all...
While looking at the Bonnaroo lineup today (which is amazing this year), I found the biography (or whatever you want to call it) for a band called Moonalice. Aside from providing the quote in the title, it featured about 3 more minutes of straight entertainment. If all goes as planned, and someone better isn’t playing at the same time, I think the biography alone has convinced me to check...
Before They Jizzed in Their Pants...
They made “The ‘Bu.”
And it could be the funniest thing on the internet. Here is the link to Episode 1.
Finals? Pfffff →
We must all have standards.
I truly hope that the same can be said of me when I die.
-The Good Doctor
Only one question: Would she not have filed the... →
Run Four-Legs, Run!
(847): I’m at derby! (847): The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
Thats from textsfromlastnight.com, if you don’t know already then you should really check it out. But its a good introduction to the question I want to ask everyone:
Why does it take over 3 hours of coverage to bring America a horse race that lasts somewhere around...
April 2009
14 posts
Priceless.
On my way to Gorman’s freshmen year, my friend from home and I were walking up Webster Ave to get to 204th street. As many people know. the 52nd precinct for the NYPD is on the way. As we walked past the throngs of destroyed cars that for some reason parked right outside the station, we noticed two women in handcuffs being led into the station by the cops. My friend, green to the whole...
Another Brilliant Idea
I dont know what people think about this, but when i first had the idea to do it it sounded disgusting.
I was with my best friend, we had Captain Morgan and Hawaiian Punch. Sounds kinda gross. Most delicious fucking drink ever.
-Sir Brew-Ins
I've Made a HUGE Mistake...
Good for you if you get that reference…
Anyhow, this Tuesday will be the last night of fun. You’d best be coming out, because actually thinking that you’ll be studying is really unreasonable.
Cheers!
Epic Drink Choice
So, a crazy drink choice for you to consider
2 Shots of 99 Apples and ORANGE SODA! it’s sweet and crazy.
try it
-The Bluest Moon OUT
Tilt 'em One Last Time...
Spring weekend is right around the corner. By now you’ve probably snuck your alcohol in, waited in an endless line for guest passes (or gotten someone of the opposite gender to do it for you) and purchased a ticket for the dance.
Saturday will be fun and easy, with the entire day planned out and packed with a good amount of fun things to do. The important day, therefore, becomes Friday.
...
What The Hell Is That?
So my roomate and I are chilling in the room and our friend had come over to marvel our wonderous new work, when all of a sudden there came a tapping on the wall. At first we ignored it because our neighbors are usually really loud and there is a consistant tapping on the wall sometimes. This was different, it was really loud. So i paused my Blink 182 and what to my surprise do i hear but...
Whoa...
So tonight, I helped a drunk girl find her guy-friend’s room.
Somehow, she got my phone in the process.
When I went to retrieve it….. she was naked.
I’m still drunk. G’night everyone.
Not My Business, But...
At the grill, I overheard a girl say this:
“Well, I’m only going to register for two classes, then wait until the end of August to register for the rest. That way, I’ll probably be with all my friends in every class, you know?”
Best of luck…
"This Bus is Driven by Fate, Got Me?"
First of all, I was definitely going to miss my bus. It was 7:40pm, and I was just getting to the bus station. My bus had left at 7:30, and it was leaving from its first stop so there really was no way that it was going to leave late. By the time I got to the gates, it was 7:45. The interesting thing was that it was Easter Sunday, and the bus schedule had been slightly cut down, meaning that...
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Improvements
A cheer for getting the comment function working thanks to the world ending in suburbia at about 11pm.
Next up is figuring out how to add a tag cloud function that isn’t in the description of the page…
-The Good Doctor
P.S. Don’t get arrested (a much harder feat now that we are out of the Bronx for a few days).
Hungry
It is really hard to find food at 3am at home. Makes you appreciate that part of college at least.
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Where should you start reading from?
The beginning.
That’s right, go back to page one and start where we started.
-The Good Doctor
To Protect and Serve
Notable Characters: The Pessimist, The Old Man, The Funny Guy, and Ass, and He-Who-Is-Not-Allowed-On-Campus
After a spectacular night of drinking at their favorite bar, the four Notable Characters (imagine a glass being raised to their favorite bartender/close friend) flowed out of the bar with slightly-less than panther-like grace. Looking to their right they see the bar that acts as a refuge...
Penny for Your Thoughts?
There is a 70 - Volume collection of books entitled “Thought” at the library. Each volume chronicles what appears to be every thought that anyone happened to think during a certain year, or something like that.
The fact that someone compiles these books every year kind of blew my mind; what ajob that must be. 3rd floor, go see for yourself. Cheers.
The Bro-Magnon
http://www.anonymouscontent.com/integrated
I think I saw this happen today…
March 2009
30 posts
“Say what you mean, and mean what you say, for without precision of language it...”
– The Good Doctor (bored in class)
“Speak with many caveats, and carry a big stick.”
– The Good Doctor
Disappointing
No stories today, I spent all day inside not studying.
-The Good Doctor
My New Favorite Game
I take a class with two of my other friends. We like to text each other all the time during class so my new favorite game involves that. The game is to try to make my friend crack up hysterically while the teacher is lecturing or while a student is presenting. The only rules are that it has to be via text message AND I cant crack up too. I can smile, but i cant laugh at my own jokes.
You guys...
Is That Gasoline?
The Grammar Nazi, myself and a few other friends went to see Watchmen the night it came out. My reasoning for this day was: U2 is playing in the morning, i can sleep for like nothing, or i can stay up all night. Whats the easiest way to stay up? Go see a movie. Watchmen gets out and were pretty far away from school. A 40 minute train ride at least. Its around 3:15 and we get to the Metro...
“As long as you can laugh afterward, you made the right decision.”
– The Good Doctor
Rudeness
In order to promote the blog. I put the name of the blog on index cards and am planning to put some around the school.
Today i put some in my building on the doors between the stairwells and the hallways.
On my way to the ATM no more than 5 minutes ago i saw that someone had wrote something on one of them. It says “This Website Sucks Dick” with an arrow to the website followed by a...
Was There Just A Fight?
Last year The Bluest Moon and myself were at a friends off campus appartment. This was around the time that i really didnt want to drink because of personal reasons but was still in the mood to dance with mary jane. I bought a nice big ol bag for maybe $100 and took it to our firends apartment.
On the way to the apartment we decided to pick up some brownie mix (honestly if you cant tell where...
"Don't say NOTHIN'!"
You can always find interesting people on the subway. Last night, a guy got on the car with us who was either incredibly drunk or mentally disabled and proceeded to threaten to “slap” anyone who said anything.
Eventually he got to our group and introduced himself by saying something along the lines of “if you even stick out your mouth, I’ll slap you. Don’t say...
“After a point, your friends are no longer your responsibility.”
– The Good Doctor
“Even a bad choice can be a good choice…sometimes.”
– The Good Doctor
They call them sketch-balls for a reason
This is a story of how we almost got hired and a bucket full of felonies:
After a wonderfully free- and wonderful in general (thank you, Julia Nunes!)- concert finished up, it was time to adventure back to the D-Chariot to take us to El Bronx. Before we could jump on the train, we got distracted by the multitude of stores that hump the line between the Lower East Side and the Village.
A...
“Don’t take pictures, for they are only proof.”
– The Good Doctor
“Don’t ever say that you won’t need EMS tonight- karma loves irony”
– The Good Doctor
“Don’t light your friends on fire at parties.”
– The Good Doctor
“Smile”
– The Good Doctor
“Don’t judge, simply observe and comment.”
– The Good Doctor
“Vanity is our only defense against boredom.”
– The Good Doctor